Breaking the Bank

As the island aridifies, enterprising survevrs may notice that a new monetary institution has risen out of the sands: The Reserve. A massive bank constructed to hide PARMA's best kept secrets, the vault is rumoured to contain exotic and powerful weaponry.

For survevrs trudging through the desert heat, find respite, resources, and fresh water in the oasis. Or, join the hunt for the last supplies sent to the front during the Incursion, and try to find out why a familiar club's insignia keeps on appearing on these damn airdrops...

Of course, no bank heist is complete without big guns. The Department of Advanced Weaponry's newest hat trick of the S&W 500 revolver, the ASh-12 assault rifle, and the Barrett M107 anti-materiel rifle are all capable of dishing out massive damage, but be sure to conserve your precious .50 cal ammo.

The Eleventh Hour

As we continue to work on our next big update, enjoy another round of 50v50 along with a requested change: Lone Survevrs can now ping all allies, regardless of their original squads!

Tuber Trouble

With the augmenting vats having exhausted PARMA's reasources, focus has shifted to the FSTMS division and further testing of the PMG-134.

Our next large update is making steady progress; for all the latest leeks, be sure to join our Discord Server!

Precursor

Before the Soviet incursion and brutal fighting that ensued, PARMA scientists were given a directive: create the strongest survevr they possibly could. Their work now lies deep within the Twins...

Project: COBALT has returned! Along with much-needed adjustments for the Medic and Demo classes, PARMA is proud to announce a new perk: Indomitable Spirit, allowing survevrs to shrug off fatal injuries through (quite literally) pure adrenaline.

Additionally, the long-anticipated Survevr Pass 1 has arrived, allowing you to flex your style with over 20 different cosmetics! The pass is completely free; just log in and complete two quests per day! If you don't like a quest, you can refresh it for a new one.

IntElegance

As both sides exhaust their nightshade and weapon supplies, the Island rests again... what could have prompted such fierce fighting?

Over the past couple of years, PARMA has relied on third-party archives to train newbie survevrs, many of which were either misleading or hard to navigate. We've taken matters into our own hands and begun developing a comprehensive guide: the Survev.io Wiki!

However, many of the sections are still yet to be filled, so we're welcoming our veterans to help contribute! For easier communication between survevrs, be sure to join the Discord Server!

Potato vs. Tomato

While survevrs have since become accustomed to the periodical spuddy incursions on the island, life was not always this way. Once, botanist brothers Spud and Percy Solanum worked in tandem, seeking to uncover the mysteries of the [REDACTED]. In an act of betrayal, the Soviets obtained their precious research secrets, fragmenting their partnership forever. Join the fight of potato vs tomato... and may the best nightshade win!

Additionally, PARMA's FSTMS division is proud to present their latest concoction: the PMG-134 (Potato Minigun 134), using a six-barrel rotary machine gun to blast tater tots at insane firerates. It's perfect for mowing down your local Soviet!

Spring Blossoms

As PARMA continues to work on their research, the snow has melted and spring has returned to the island! Enjoy the cherry blossoms!

For the latest leeks and developments, be sure to join the Discord Server!

Snow, Smoke, & Shells

As we head into the final stretch of winter, our favourite arboreal mode has returned with a fresh coat of snow! For those who have been fighting through the winter weather, seek refuge at the campfires spread out across the island.

In addition, PARMA's Department of Advanced Weaponry would be proud to present the new SPAS-16, capable of unloading heavy damage... if they could find where their prototype went, that is.

The standard-issue IMD-2 is great for surpressing enemies with its high fire rate, but will have you asking your squad for ammo more often than not.

As PARMA attempts to defrost their simulation equipment, those who persist will be rewarded with the first blossoms of spring.

High-Speed Hunting

A new structure, lootable perks, and an open map: welcome back to the Savannah hallucination! For the brave, the bold, and the bloodthirsty, a secondary 'perk' is given to the kill leader: The Hunted, revealing your position to all enemies.

Ever wanted your bullets to travel at absurd speeds? Look no further than PARMA's new perk: High-Velocity Rounds! This perk greatly increases bullet speed & range.

Additionally, a new warehouse has been constructed, offering a more dangerous secure place to store valuables, such as the new construction case.

If you need hunting partners, look no further than our Discord Server!

The Palms Sway

Tired of the snow and ice? PARMA is providing a limited-time opportunity for Survevrs to escape... to a tropical island! Grab a Coconut from the swaying Palm Trees and throw it at a friend or foe, or set sail for the new Pirate Hut to obtain the mythical Golden Cutlass. Legend says those who wield the sword will never fail to find bountiful loot with each enemy they slay.

Surprises also await those who choose to tough out the winter weather. Trudge through the snow to find an Iced Hardstone Block, which can only be broken by the new Ice Axe. Enjoy some gun model redesigns and Winter recolors, some minor balance adjustments, and a plethora of bugfixes and improvements!

For an exclusive look at what's happening on the island, and to connect with the player community, check out our Discord Server!!